Yesterday’s Apple Event Summary… In Haiku

There’s plenty of reviews and summaries of yesterday’s Apple event. Instead of a wall of text, here’s some Haiku.

13″ MacBook Pro with Retina Display

A gorgeous displayMacBook Pro perfectionJust don’t tell iFixit.

Mac mini

About damn timeThough a modest upgradeNo redesign required.

iMac

Is your desktop too fat?Behold! The new iMacFriction-stir welding?

iPad 4th Generation

The new, new iPad?Still, faster!It can be 4G down-under now.

iPad mini

There’s no surprises hereLess is moreThey’re going to sell like hotcakes!

Mac Pro

A silenceDisappointmentThis wouldn’t have happened under Steve Jobs.¹