There’s plenty of reviews and summaries of yesterday’s Apple event. Instead of a wall of text, here’s some Haiku.
13″ MacBook Pro with Retina Display
A gorgeous displayMacBook Pro perfectionJust don’t tell iFixit.
About damn timeThough a modest upgradeNo redesign required.
Is your desktop too fat?Behold! The new iMacFriction-stir welding?
iPad 4th Generation
The new, new iPad?Still, faster!It can be 4G down-under now.
There’s no surprises hereLess is moreThey’re going to sell like hotcakes!
A silenceDisappointmentThis wouldn’t have happened under Steve Jobs.1
Sarcasm alert. ↩